“Dekho, social media achhi cheez hai, lekin iska galat istemal… Bhide sahab, aap apna ‘Gokuldham Khabar’ kyun nahi nikal rahe?”

“Doston, aaj Jethalal ne seekha ki har cheez viral nahi honi chahiye. Kabhi kabhi, asli khushi offline hoti hai – ghar ki chai, society ki meeting, aur haan, Bapuji ka accidential TikTok dance. Seekh? Phone ko pocket mein rakho, aur dil ko duniya mein. Phir dekho, kaise roshni bikhar jaati hai.”

“Bilkul sahi. Technology humein jodti hai, agar hum usse sahi istemal karein. Aaj se, Gokuldham mein ‘No Phone Sunday’ shuru. Sirf gupshup, dhokla, aur haasya.”

(looking guilty): “Taarak ji, main ab digital edition nikal raha hoon. ‘E-Khabar’! 50 rupaye mein 10 emojis free.”