Modern Family Halloween -

The Dunphy living room. Orange and purple lights flash erratically. A fog machine is having a seizure in the corner.

Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it. modern family halloween

(off-screen, muffled): "MOM, his name is Aerosol Adam !" The Dunphy living room