Connie stares at him.
SHELDON: That's a safety feature. Polka has been proven to lower blood pressure in women over 65.
JUDGE HARRISON, a bored physics professor from the community college, approaches.
GEORGE SR.: Sheldon, your Meemaw called. She needs you to fix her TV remote again. The one you "optimized."
Sheldon doesn't respond.
Sheldon considers this.
SHELDON: (Not looking up) Entropy is why your remote fails, Meemaw. I'm solving the root cause.
SHELDON: A volcano is geology for the aesthetically bankrupt. I intend to build a cloud chamber that visualizes muon decay. It will prove that cosmic rays are constantly raining down on us, reminding us of our own insignificance. It's whimsical and nihilistic.