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A tight ass (the muscle) holds stress. A tight ass (the person) holds grudges. Neither is productive. Take a deep breath into your lower belly. Let it go.

Seriously. You just read 500 words about buttocks and behavior. If you can’t smile at that, you might need to check your oil levels, Karen . The Verdict Being a tight ass isn't necessarily a bad thing. The world needs people with strong, stable glutes to lift heavy furniture. The world also needs rigid rule-followers to make sure the bridge doesn't collapse or the taxes get filed on time. tight ass

Foam rollers, pigeon pose, and a tennis ball shoved strategically against a wall. (Note: This gets weird looks in the office breakroom.) A tight ass (the muscle) holds stress