The Frank And Beans Quandary -

Frank owned the pot. Frank was a structural engineer with a tidy mind and a three-ring binder for his grocery receipts. Beans owned the small, damp apartment above Frank’s garage. Beans was a rescued ferret with a genius for mischief and a particular vendetta against zippers.

When Frank returned from the bathroom, he found the scene: chili splattered across the ceiling like a Jackson Pollock painting, a single, chili-caked ferret paw-print on the refrigerator, and the pot overturned on the floor. But no Beans. the frank and beans quandary

It came from the wall.

It started, as these things often do, with a pot of chili and a tragic lack of foresight. Frank owned the pot

Frank did the only logical thing. He retrieved a can of tuna, a pair of oven mitts, and his neighbor, a quick-witted paramedic named Sheila who had once extracted a hamster from a vacuum cleaner. Beans was a rescued ferret with a genius