Tenacious D In The Pick Of: Destiny Online

The online commentary track (voiced by a very stoned Dave Grohl) reveals the true origin: the Pick wasn’t forged in Mount Sinai. It was forged in the first online auction . A demonic eBay listing. Item #666: “One (1) Sabertooth Snapped Guitar Pick. +10 to Rock. Slight hellfire damage.” The winning bidder? A young, pre-mustache Jack Black, typing his mother’s credit card number with trembling, chubby fingers.

And if you were lucky—or cursed—enough to find the hidden cursor (a tiny, pixelated devil horn), you could click on a link that didn’t lead to a trailer or a ticket sale. It led to a video file labeled: sasquatch_proof.mov . tenacious d in the pick of destiny online

Here’s what nobody talks about.

In the deleted online-exclusive prequel (animated in crude Flash by a guy who owed KG money), young JB isn’t just searching for a guitar pick. He’s searching for Wi-Fi. The movie cut the scene where he hacks into the Hollywood Bowl’s security cameras using a library computer and a dream. The footage? A grainy, green-tinted loop of a teenage Dio (yes, that Dio) dropping the Pick into a pizza box backstage in 1984. The online commentary track (voiced by a very

Rock on. And clear your cache.