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That was 48 hours ago. I’m typing this from a library computer. I’ve thrown all my electronics into a bathtub full of salt water. I’m wearing a tinfoil hat (not joking). And I can still hear my smart speaker—unplugged, battery removed—whispering static in the trash can outside.

Look, I’ve been sailing the high seas since Napster was a baby. I know the rules. Read the megathread. Check the comments. Avoid the skull-and-crossbones skulls that are actually malware. r/pirated

→ No. But it did open MS Paint and draw a very detailed sketch of my bedroom window from the outside. I’m on the second floor. u/RedditAdmin_IRL (452 points) — Removed by moderator [Comment deleted: “Stop spreading FUD about our sponsors. Adobe Genuine Service is completely safe.”] u/LastSeenIn2005 (1.1k points) New copypasta just dropped. Also, OP, check your carbon monoxide detector. Seriously. Half the time these stories end with “and then I realized I was just huffing paint fumes.” That was 48 hours ago