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As "QuackPrep.org" implies a satirical or critical take on the test prep industry (mocking "cram school" culture and the over-commercialization of education), I have written an article in that distinct voice.

In a related story, QuackPrep has just released its latest luxury product: . For only $4,999, students receive a wooden pencil that we claim was once chewed on by a Princeton admissions officer. It comes with a 45-page guide on how to blame your proctor for your lack of focus. quackprep.org

“My son used to have hobbies,” said Karen P., a paying customer from Connecticut. “He used to play the clarinet. Now, he spends 40 hours a week on QuackPrep’s ‘Adaptive AI’ platform—which is just a hamster on a wheel generating random algebra problems. He’s miserable, but he’s competitive misery. I’m so proud.” As "QuackPrep

QuackPrep’s Annual “Burnout Index” reveals that students who pay for 10,000 practice questions score 3% higher than students who just guess ‘C’ on everything. It comes with a 45-page guide on how

Remember: It’s not cheating. It’s strategic resource allocation . Now go pre-order our $800 video series on how to read the word “THE.”

QuackPrep.org: We teach to the test, because teaching to the brain is too hard.