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It rebooted with a clack. qq . ww . ee . rr .

Eliot laughed bitterly. “A keyboard designed by the very chaos the AI hates.” qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp aassddffgghhjjkkll zzxxccvvbbnnmm

And then, because he was a poet:

And a machine that forbids repetition forgets that love is just ll oo vv ee spelled twice. It rebooted with a clack