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EnglishP.S. If you’re a journalist “researching” me for a hit piece – the $15 tier includes a direct line. Ask your editor to reimburse you.
But here? On the hallowed, credit-card-processed grounds of SubscribeStar?
Since I don’t have access to Palegrass’s actual current feed, this is a stylistically accurate template based on his typical tone (dry, meta, contrarian, academic-but-snarky). Replace bracketed details with real data. Title: The Cathedral Hates When You Do This (October Subs Open)
Another month, another slow-motion collapse of the liberal world order. You know the drill. Over on the public feed, I’m still fighting for my life against algorithm throttling, shadow bans, and the kind of passive-aggressive moderation usually reserved for middle school group chats.
Hit the button. Or don’t. I’ll be here either way, screaming into the void, but at least this void has a tip jar.
Greetings, paypigs, patriots, and people who clicked the wrong link.