Netgirl That Ass Can Move -

Apply the phrase to an inanimate object or man. “Netcat, that packet can move” (networking joke). “Netboy, that ass can move… the goalposts in every argument.”

| Standard Thirst | “Netgirl that ass can move” | | --- | --- | | Compliments static appearance | Compliments | | Personal/romantic framing | Analytical/detached framing | | Direct objectification | Meta-objectification (observing the observation) | | Low effort | High irony + sincerity hybrid | netgirl that ass can move

Use it sparingly. Use it strangely. And for god’s sake, don’t use it on a first date. Apply the phrase to an inanimate object or man