Every great marriage has its secret languages. Ours happens to involve a semi-grammatical, wholly endearing document I’ve come to call “The Ing Report.”
And frankly? I’d read her grocery list if she added “-ing” to every item.
So yes, the grammar is unconventional. The enthusiasm, relentless. But my beloved wife’s “ing report” isn’t a typo—it’s a testament to living with curiosity, humor, and a little bit of theater.
Every great marriage has its secret languages. Ours happens to involve a semi-grammatical, wholly endearing document I’ve come to call “The Ing Report.”
And frankly? I’d read her grocery list if she added “-ing” to every item.
So yes, the grammar is unconventional. The enthusiasm, relentless. But my beloved wife’s “ing report” isn’t a typo—it’s a testament to living with curiosity, humor, and a little bit of theater.