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Then she walked in. Gold hoops, leopard coat, carrying a trash bag of what looked like cashmere. She didn’t even look at the soap dispensers. Just leaned against the folding table and said, “Which one of you mofos stole my Tide Pods?”

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The sign buzzed two letters dead: . Antonio said it fit—because only mofos came here at midnight. Then she walked in

That’s when I noticed the gun in her waistband. And the police tape still on her sleeve. Then she walked in. Gold hoops

She smiled. “Then you won’t mind if I check your lint trap.”