It started in the memes. That’s what nobody wants to admit. We thought it was a joke. A parody. A bad edit from 2014.
Safe zones are gone. The last radio broadcast came from a bunker in Nevada: “They’ve started building towers . Tower of Pimps. Made of scrap metal and human bones. They’re guarding them with modified Nerf guns that fire bullets.” mlg virus
The virus spreads through sound and sight. If you hear the phrase “Get rekt” uttered in a specific glitched frequency, your neural pathways reconfigure. Suddenly, you believe the solution to every problem is a 360-degree jump shot with a spoon. It started in the memes
I’ve rigged the pool with speakers. I’m going to play the one sound they can’t resist—a low-quality recording of “Smash Mouth – All Star” played backwards at 0.25x speed. It will draw them all in. A parody