Now, they have returned.

The turning point came when a group of skeptical teens, unable to afford the Moolahns’ “premium subscription to reality,” accidentally reversed the energy flow by sharing memes that parodied the invaders’ sales pitch. Laughter, it turned out, was their kryptonite. The Moolahns, overwhelmed by ridicule, fled back to their debt-ridden planet, leaving behind nothing but a single uninstallable app: “Unicow Wallet,” which contained exactly zero funds but offered an endless loop of elevator music.

Their first invasion, known as the “Bubble Raid,” was subtle. They landed not with warships but with initial public offerings. Within months, global markets soared on irrational exuberance — until the Moolahns cashed out, triggering a depression that lasted a decade. Humanity survived, but the name “Moolah” became a curse word.