Colin stands. He shakes every hand. He hugs a crying Trixie. He whispers to Mags: “You knew.”

Back in camp, he hands over the stars. “Wasn’t that bad,” he says, adjusting his glasses. “Reminded me of my desk.”

Ant & Dec enter camp. “The person leaving tonight is… Colin.”

Back in the UK, the finale airs. Mags wins the series, but the headlines are all about Colin. The producers reveal the truth: Colin Thistlewaite was an actor, an MPC, paid to destabilize the camp and create maximum drama.

“Value Added Tax Act 1994, Section 24, subsection 3: A supply of goods or services is a taxable supply if it is made in the United Kingdom…”

Dec: “That’s… correct.”

But on forums, fans still debate: Was he a genius? A sociopath? Or just the greatest player the jungle has ever seen?