And that’s perfect.
By: The Reality Bunker
Contestants had to be buried up to their necks in sand while scorpions (non-venomous, allegedly) crawled over their faces. The twist? The sand was actually imported sea salt. One contestant, a former politician named Theodoros, began screaming about fiscal policy while crustaceans nibbled his ears. And that’s perfect
If you were a hardcore I’m a Celeb fan in the late 2000s, you remember the dark times. No, not the bushtucker trials. I’m talking about the content drought . The sand was actually imported sea salt
Just remember to keep a bottle of ouzo nearby. You’ll need it for every time the host says, "Welcome to the jungle... of our destiny." Rating: ★★★★☆ (4/5 bushtucker stars) No, not the bushtucker trials
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch Episode 8 again. There’s a rumor that the subtitles are actually just a recipe for moussaka.
Have you seen the lost Greek seasons? Spill the beans (or the fermented goat cheese) in the comments below.