Google Drive 10 Things I Hate About You [repack] -

But I’m not happy about it.

I paste a simple text from Notepad into a Google Doc. Suddenly, the line spacing is 2.5, the font is Wingdings, and there is a random table border around my name. You take something simple and turn it into a CSS fever dream. google drive 10 things i hate about you

Ah, Google Drive. You hold my life hostage: my tax returns, my half-finished novel, that one blurry meme from 2015, and the only copy of my resume. But I’m not happy about it

In theory, you are the Messiah of cloud storage. In practice? You are a chaotic gremlin with a search bar and an attitude problem. You take something simple and turn it into a CSS fever dream

I spend hours perfecting a resume in Google Docs. I export to PDF to send to a recruiter. I open the PDF. The margins are wrong, a random bullet point is floating in the void, and my name is hyphenated across two lines. You made me look unprofessional in front of a robot, Google.

We both know I have 47 files named "Untitled document" sitting in the root of My Drive. I am too afraid to delete them because what if one of them is my will ? And you refuse to let me sort by "Date Opened" to figure it out. You are digital hoarder enabling, and I resent you for it. The Conclusion (I guess I love you?)