That blanket? It’s for both of you. The fancy salt? She wanted to cook you a steak. The rom-com? She just wants to sit next to you for two hours.
Congratulations. You’ve been upgraded. girlfriend gave me a handjob
One day, you’re eating cold pizza over the sink and watching explosion compilations on YouTube at 2 AM. The next, you own three types of salt, have a designated "throw blanket," and your weekend plans involve a spreadsheet. That blanket