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“What’s that for?” he mumbled.
And for the first time, Bartholomew Pence almost smiled. frivolousdressorder
Then came the pièce de résistance . Celia arrived at the royal banquet wearing a dress that was a living mathematical proof of Pi. The bodice was a perfect circle. The skirt was an infinite, ruffled spiral of silk ribbons, each ribbon a different shade of blue, calculated to the thousandth decimal place. It rustled with the sound of 314 calculations per second. It was breathtaking, beautiful, and utterly, screamingly frivolous in spirit, if not in name. “What’s that for
The law was enforced by the Lord Chancellor of Modesty, a man named Bartholomew Pence whose own wardrobe consisted of a single, grey woolen tunic. He patrolled the cobblestone streets with a pair of iron shears, snipping any ruffle, bow, or unnecessary button he deemed "emotionally excessive." Celia arrived at the royal banquet wearing a
“Lord Pence,” the Queen said, standing up. “I find the Princess’s dress to be deeply educational. And I find your shears to be... frivolous. They are a frivolous tool for a frivolous law. I hereby repeal the Frivolous Dress Order.”