QUAGMIRE: Hey, Peter. You miss the whole "sad dad arc"? We had a b-plot where Chris tried to return a library book and accidentally started a cult. It was fine.
PETER: Go back to your time machine, baby.
LOIS: Peter, it's not 22 seasons. It's just... Tuesday. family guy season 22 hdcam
PETER: Is it? Or is it a million tiny screams of carbonation begging to be released from a life of servitude? (beat) I'm gonna go home and look at the wall.
PETER: (quietly) Is it, though?
INT. GRIFFIN HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
Peter slowly blinks. He turns his head like a rusty animatronic. QUAGMIRE: Hey, Peter
INT. WRITERS' ROOM - NIGHT