Enough Ass: For Two

Leo opened his mouth, but nothing came out.

He ignored it. Marge was the kind of ex who called not to say sorry, but to explain why he was the one who should be sorry. He’d rather deal with the truck’s failing transmission. enough ass for two

“Oh, don’t apologize.” She turned around fully, planted her hands on those monumental hips. “People stare. Men, mostly. They look at me and they see a punchline. ‘Enough ass for two.’ ‘Built for comfort, not for speed.’ I’ve heard ‘em all.” Leo opened his mouth, but nothing came out

His phone buzzed. Marge.