I try to fight one. He combos me. I am stun-locked. I watch my health bar disappear like my will to live.
Let’s begin. We start in a cemetery. A very polite cemetery. No zombies yet. Just me, a broken sword, and a shirt that looks like a wet napkin. dark souls 3 el amigos
I go back to get them. I die again on the way. Now the souls are gone. Forever. I try to fight one
I did it. I beat Dark Souls 3. No summons. No cheats. Just pain, panic, and pure dumb luck. Graphics: 10/10 (I can see my own suffering reflected in the armor) Music: 10/10 (makes me want to cry and punch a wall at the same time) Difficulty: 11/10 (my controller is now in 4 pieces) Bosses: 9/10 (except the tree. the tree can burn) Dogs: 0/10 (delete them from the game) I watch my health bar disappear like my will to live
I have no money. I have no editor. I have no estus flasks left.