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The massive Hidden Hills mansion was unusually still. No camera crews packing down cables, no producers whispering through earpieces, no Kris Jenner speed-dialing a crisis.

Here’s a short story based on the , imagining a quiet moment behind the cameras. Title: The Calm Before the Klip cast of keeping up with the kardashians

Out by the pool, was power-walking laps while on a speakerphone call with her hairstylist. "No, not brown brown. More like… chocolate-milk-after-a-breakup brown." She hung up, then noticed Kendall lying motionless on a lounge chair, sunglasses on, iced matcha untouched. The massive Hidden Hills mansion was unusually still

In the kitchen, stood barefoot, making a gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free smoothie. She took a long sip, then deadpanned to no one: "I think I'll take the kids to a silent retreat in Sedona next week. No phones. No drama." She paused. "Actually, don't film that." Title: The Calm Before the Klip Out by

"You okay?" Khloé asked, slowing down.

And somewhere, in the control room of their minds, a producer whispered: Roll credits.

From the guest house, the distant sound of a sports car roared. emerged, hair wet, holding her daughter Stormi in one arm and a custom purse in the shape of a watermelon in the other. "Who's ready for a photoshoot? I rented a private island."