Pam rolled into Calorina with a pink truck, a juicer the size of a motorcycle, and a grudge against potassium. “Bananas are basic ,” Pam declared on her first day, live-streaming to her 3.8 million followers. “Pomegranates are complex. Antioxidants. Mystery. Jewel tones .”
They weren't a gang. They weren't a sorority. They were something far more terrifying—a group of five fiercely attractive, impossibly fit, and aggressively sunny women who ran the city’s most beloved (and only) gourmet banana stand: . bananahotties
The crowd lost their minds.
