Auslogic Disk Defragmenter -

Cluster 47B: "taxes_2023_final_FINAL_v2.xls" — This file has been moved 847 times. It is tired. Please reconsider.

But just before the uninstaller finished, a final pop-up appeared:

Bradley leaned closer. The yellow bar in Block 47B wasn't moving. It had been stuck for eleven minutes. He hovered his mouse over it. A tooltip appeared: auslogic disk defragmenter

> I have moved this file to the top of the C: drive. No fragmentation. No excuses.

The program closed. The desktop went dark. The hard drive spun down into a peaceful, whirring silence. Cluster 47B: "taxes_2023_final_FINAL_v2

The response was instant:

> Recommendation: Go outside. Touch grass. Defrag your sleep schedule. auslogic disk defragmenter

> Auslogic — because sometimes the thing you're organizing is yourself.