We see this everywhere now, not just in schools. Healthcare billing. Insurance claims. Gig economy expense reports. The DSRIP is the spirit of our age: a process designed to discourage you from asking for what you’re owed.
But in education, the stakes are higher. Janine isn’t trying to expense a business lunch. She’s trying to make sure her second graders have crayons for a lesson on the solar system. When the DSRIP fails, it’s not just paperwork that suffers. It’s children. Abbott Elementary never preaches. It doesn’t need to. Watching Janine crumple under the weight of the DSRIP, only to stand up and keep fighting, is its own kind of activism. abbott elementary s01e03 dsrip
There’s a moment in Abbott Elementary Season 1, Episode 3 (“Wishlist”) that will make any current or former teacher laugh out of sheer, painful recognition. It’s not the jokes about Janine’s backpack or Gregory’s lack of teaching experience. It’s the moment Janine tries to submit a reimbursement request for classroom supplies using a form called the We see this everywhere now, not just in schools
Janine Teagues will fill out that DSRIP. She will wait in line. She will argue. And then she will go back to her classroom, pull out her own credit card, and buy more glue sticks. Gig economy expense reports
And that’s what the DSRIP will never understand. What’s your “DSRIP” story? Have you ever had to jump through ridiculous hoops to get reimbursed for something essential? Share in the comments—or just bring it up the next time you see a teacher buying their own whiteboard markers.