Abbott Elementary S01 M4p !full! -

JANINE: “That’s called emotional resonance, Gregory. It means I’m a great teacher.”

JANINE: “Jacob, this is the future. Well, the past future. It’s an ‘MP3 player for professionals.’ M4P. It plays motivational sounds and classical music to optimize student focus.” abbott elementary s01 m4p

Meanwhile, Principal Coleman (Ava) is actually trying (in her own way) to boost morale — she noticed the teachers are burnt out. Her method is terrible, but her goal is oddly pure. She confesses to Janine in a rare sincere moment: JANINE: “That’s called emotional resonance, Gregory

She plays it. The effect is immediate: one student starts interpretive dancing, another falls asleep, and two others begin crying because the “music feels sad in their elbows.” JANINE: “That’s called emotional resonance

Gregory appears in the doorway.

Jacob squints.